The Apocryphal Chapters (Christmas Story Edition)
In music, there are "b-sides." In movies, there are "deleted scenes." But why can't books have a little bit of fun, too? We present to you "The Apocryphal Chapters," a choice selection of cuts both deep and wide that didn't quite make it into Chad and Dave Read the Bible, Vol. 1: The Christmas Story. "The Apocryphal Chapters" is a PDF file that will be emailed to you within 72 hours of your purchase.
CONTENTS
Introduction - What are Apocryphal Chapters?
1. Casting Call for the Christmas Story
2. Rejected Bible Subheadings
3. All That I Am for All That He Is:
A Contemporary Magnificat Paraphrase
4. The Star
5. You Know You're a "Christmas Christian" If . . .
7. Six Ways to More Authentically Celebrate Christmas
in Your Church
8. So What is All This Business About Rubber Ducks?
9. The Boy Who Lived
10. Merry Mithras: Or Why Christmas is on December 25th
11. Paul's War Against Christmas
12. Juan's Apocalyptic Vision from Inside
the Immigration Detention Center (Translation by Rita Castañon)
13. The War on Xmas
14. Seven Ways Satan is Waging War on Christmas
That Have Nothing to do with Starbucks
15. Is Santa Real?